



"When fields like string theory abandon heat, geometry becomes a prosthetic limb replacing amputated physics.The limb may be ornate, but it cannot feel, bleed, or participate in the thermodynamic life of the universe."





"If you cannot answer the Thermodynamic Heilmeier Catechism, you do not have a theory—you have a daydream with equations."



By the Authority of:
Parameters of a Stupid Idea™ (S ≈ 1.0 for string theory)
SIGNS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT (String Theory Edition™)
The Thermodynamic Heilmeier Catechism™ (unanswered across all eight questions)
Thermodynamics Is Physics (string theory explicitly listed among fields trapped in geometric fantasy)
